how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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