I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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