I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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