Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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