There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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