The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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