GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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