just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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