and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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