I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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