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  • 92 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:12am

    Delaware the banking capital of America. All major banks are located in Delaware. We're tax free. The first state to ratify the constitution. One of the biggest partying colleges in the country & We're fucking awesome. Love, Delaware.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am

    i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:38pm

    Delaware is not only a state, it was the first state in the union, you dumb piece of shit.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:37am

    3:04 you're a sad sad person. you also meant "you're". twice. contractions have a place and purpose in the universe, even on the interwebz.

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:32am

    Delaware's state motto = FIRST!!!1!

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:19pm

    now i my state small but do exist just like m&m candies thats why tax-free shopping HA

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:33am

    "hi...we're in Delaware..." wayne's world

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:39am

    3:24 Delaware is small, but not insignificant. At least if you've ever had Dogfish Head. What has Ohio done except give us two terrible football and baseball teams?

    • 50 62
      Submitted by blinger on Feb 24, 10 at 12:28pm

      Oh you know just aviation and all, oh and ohioan have dominated the whole going into space thing.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:28am

    Um. The vice president was the senator for Delaware. How does a nonexistent state have senators?

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:04pm

    Wow, hating on Delaware much? I agree with who ever brought up Dogfish, cause that Punkin Ale is prime. There's nothing like sitting on the porch of Homegrown in late September, drinking a beer, and watching all the drunk freshman stumble back to the dorms. Delaware may be small, however, we are some of the nicest people you will meet. That and D.P. Dough is the best thing to get at any time of the day. Just sayin'.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:46am

    fuck you. my 302 gets no love.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:47pm

    hahaha 10:33 i love that. wayne's world got that right. hahaha.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am

    i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 11, 10 at 7:08pm

    Delaware is a myth and we all know it

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:38am

    Thank you public schools! Pathetic.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:06pm

    I'm from DE but I go to school in a different state and I get this all the time, and also "Oh...Where is Delaware exactly?"

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:16am

    haha i go to Ohio Wesleyan in Delaware, OH and my family just moved from NJ to Delaware (the state). Thats gonna get annoying....

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:13pm

    Did you finish middle school?

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:56am

    Though we are small, we are but fierce

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:09am

    stupid... it's spelled c-r-a-z-i-n-e-s-s. what do they teach kids in school now?

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:08pm

    Well, It is only 3 counties.... 2 at high tide ;)

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:59am

    2:50, It's "you're," not your. Also, OP, there is a Delaware in Ohio too...which makes you double dumb.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:17am

    this proves that the number of braincells directly correlates to the number of teeth a person has.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:29pm

    5:14...yes. it was.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:22am

    Somebody skipped out on their geography in high school. Dangggg.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:43pm

    What a moron!! Please tell me this person will not spawn...EVER!!!

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:58am

    I hate everyone that doesn't know delaware is a state

  • 54 67
    Submitted by theotherguy on Oct 12, 10 at 2:31am

    I might of asked that too, seeing as Delaware is a county/town in Ohio, where the op and I are from. However I knew it was a state, just never hear much about it.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:52pm

    i actually just figured that out today in my civics class too....

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:48am

    yet you also thought crazyness was a word

  • 51 64
    Submitted by SSSSSSSS on Jul 8, 10 at 11:01am

    its funny how someone from ohio is ragging on someone because of the state they're from...

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:02pm

    a guy did that to me.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:35am

    holy shit i only posted that once and it posted five times! sorry someone mod that shit.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am

    i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:24am

    relax. everyone over analyzes the texts and starts arguments. ITS FUNNY because delaware is small and insignificant. grow a sense of humor.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce OP

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:56am

    i think this is a joke because the area code is Ohio and Delaware is a city in Ohio. People that go to Ohio Weslyan probably feel like their town is the "real" delaware and make jokes about the state. Chill out people.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:48am

    are you kidding me? wtf

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:24am

    5:14 yes Delaware was the first state. People are so stupid. Go back to 4 grade history.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:27pm

    im from delaware fuckhole.......how fucking retarded do ya got to be to not know that.......its only in the center of the east coast....and is one of 3 states with tax free shopping.....and ya never heard of the duponts...from delaware.....dumbass

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:01pm

    Delaware: you can get business and beaches within 60 miles of each other, tax free malls and outlets, the public school system is probably better than the private school system (its at least more diverse), Joe Biden is from Delaware, you have D.C., Baltimore, Philly, and New York all within a three hour drive, UD is a great school, Dogfish is delicious, and there are plennnnty of wawas :)

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:29am

    bahahahahahaha. i love stupid people.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:32pm

    Weird, you don't know about your states AND you don't know how to spell "craziness"....

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:44am

    Your text message gave me a headache. I hope you were REALLY drunk when you sent this.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:43am

    It makes me sad to admit that I'm from Cincinnati.. Oh well it's still funny as hell.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:35am

    Asshole hope she gave you aids and you die slowly

  • 40 49
    Submitted by vdubssd on Jun 23, 11 at 1:46am

    Sorry 1:27, other states don't need things like tax-free shopping to make themselves sound good. Thats nothing compared to some of the things other states have.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:48pm

    Hahaha what a dumbass my sister who's 5even knows deleware is a state and she just started the 1st grade....and 4:14 your friend must be really smart!! :p

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:30am

    I live in Delaware. hahaha.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:15pm

    honestly? ohio is like 6 hrs from delaware. put the pipe down and open a fucking book you dumb ass.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:11am

    You're a fucking moron.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am

    i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by observingal on Mar 22, 10 at 5:06pm

    Wow.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:32pm

    I go to school in new jersey and live in delaware. Noone ever knows where it is... even though delaware is 45 min away from my school.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:27pm

    I'm going to assume you dropped out of high school. Correct??

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:51pm

    Delaware isn't even the smallest state, but everyone seems to know that Rhode Island is a real state. What's the deal? Ryan Phillippe is from Newark...so there!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by kfaggella3 on May 5, 10 at 11:23pm

    Wow.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:55pm

    i take it you must have missed those days in grades 1-9, where they show you the pretty map, with all of the colours, in which all of the states are listed in big letters. your ignorance of your own country astounds me.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am

    i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:42pm

    Oh noes! Another publicly educated idiot!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:03pm

    hot lesbo blonde.. fail

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:04am

    2:59 your a sad sad person. Your spell checking in tfln. Who does that. Something is really wrong with you.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:14pm

    3:54 Delaware was not the first state.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:15pm

    I'm from Delaware most boring place on earth but when ur moms an author lifes good!

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:28pm

    sept 23 3:39: we gave the world what is the amazing action packed basketball GOD that is LEBRON JAMES ahahahah :)

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:50am

    Your dumb as shit, just to let you know!

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:18pm

    Delaware is all cooprate people and banks I live in Delaware and the only good think about it is the beaches and the big ass malls

  • 39 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:40am

    Wow OP. You can't find your dick without a map so it shouldn't be surprising that you don't know the states of the Union. It's fucktards like you that give this country a bad reputation.

  • 36 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:14am

    Let me guess. You're from SoCal?