So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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