I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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