its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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