I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I AM VODKA MAN
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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