White coat. Heels.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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