google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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