So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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