in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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