How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
dude. I can hear the air.
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