what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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