put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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