how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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