you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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