the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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