I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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