I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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