How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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