I hope mine doesn't look like that
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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