He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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