home. puking in laundry basket.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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