Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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