butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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