Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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