True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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