Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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