East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think my vagina is haunted
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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