So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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