Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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