dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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