but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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