Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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