this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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