you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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