you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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