so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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