Whod you bang
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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