chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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