like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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