I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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